• "This is my eighth internet date this week."

• From a virgin to JNH…"This is some good shit sister"

• "Did Madonna really eat here?" (heard at least 100 times)

• After he farted… "That was a kiss from me to you."

• "Are you sure your husband Scott is straight?"

• "You sure are gify."
  "What's that?"
  "Gay In Five Years"

• "I'm NEVER going to Mai's again!
• "I'll have the -Teddy's Not Gay Noodles-"

Kelly Rowland having lunch with girlfriends at table #11.

Snoop Dogg ordered Super-Fizzle Fried Rice (to-go) before taking the stage at Numbers.

Tamarie Cooper is our resident celebrity.